You remind me of my last boyfriend... except for the verbal abuse.

You know those videos we made? They're on YouTube. Totally my bad.

The safe word is "Ponyboy."

I bought us matching leopard print thongs!

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My porn name is Mad Dog Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Would you, could you, on your knees? Could you, would you, do me, please?

How do you feel about dudes with swords?

Will you or your sister go out with me?

I don't cry after sex only during.

I'd get a sex change for you.

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