HUMOROUS, OBNOXIOUS AND DOWNRIGHT MEAN ECARDS THAT PUT THE 'WHY?' IN 'FUNNY.'



Thursday, February 12, 2009

You remind me of my last boyfriend... except for the verbal abuse.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

You know those videos we made? They're on YouTube. Totally my bad.

Monday, February 9, 2009

The safe word is "Ponyboy."

Sunday, February 8, 2009

I bought us matching leopard print thongs!

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Saturday, February 7, 2009

My porn name is Mad Dog Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Friday, February 6, 2009

Would you, could you, on your knees? Could you, would you, do me, please?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

How do you feel about dudes with swords?

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Will you or your sister go out with me?

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

I don't cry after sex only during.

Monday, February 2, 2009

I'd get a sex change for you.

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